:60 Script

Woman: Honey, where’s the bee pollen?

Man: It’s in the same cabinet as the banana-leaf glue.

Woman: [sing song] Found it. I’m making a wheat grass shake. Ya want one?

Man: Sure. I’ll be out back churning the compost.

Woman: Can you bring in some filtered rainwater when you’re done?

Man: Okay. [pause] Oh nuts! I just spilled potato-based ink all over my hemp workpants.

Woman: That’s okay Dear, we can shred the pants and use the fibers for insulation.

Man: Great idea! For now I’ll just wear these plastic garbage bags for pants.

Announcer: The fact is, it’s easy to be smart about the environment and save money without going to extremes. You can start by looking for products with the ENERGY STAR label, including appliances, heating and air conditioning equipment, windows, and insulation. The Alliance to Save Energy has lots of other energy-saving ideas. Visit us on the Web at ase.org and get our free Power$mart booklet. Because with a few smarts you can save money, save energy, and live comfortably.

SFX: sound of man walking in garbage-bag pants.

Woman: Honey!

Man: What?

Woman: Never wear brown shoes with black garbage-bag pants.

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:30 Script

Woman: Honey, where’s the bee pollen?

Man: It’s above the compost, next to the banana-leaf glue.

Woman: [sing song] Found it. Oh no! I just spilled the glue all over my hemp workpants.

Man: That’s okay, we can shred the pants and use the fibers for insulation!

Announcer: It’s easy to be smart about the environment and save money without going to extremes. Look for the Energy Star label on appliances, windows, and lighting products. Visit the Alliance to Save Energy at ase.org and get our free Power$mart booklet. With a few smarts you can save energy and money.

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